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New Membership
PLEASE READ:
THIS CHECKOUT METHOD IS ONLY FOR NEW MEMBERS, THAT HAVE NEVER BEFORE BEEN TO KELLY'S DREAMLAND. PURCHASING A MEMBERSHIP INCLUDES A ONE-TIME MEMBERSHIP FEE ADDED IN THE TOTAL PRICE. PURCHASING ERRORS WILL NOT RESULT IN A REFUND, ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
 
We are a private club, and a membership is required to attend a featured affair.
 
Our Next Featured Affair Is:
June 29th, 2024
 
Membership Benefits
Based on tier​ (see images) and includes a vetting process.
 
Member Checklist
  • Fill Out the Member Profile Vetting Form
  • Complete the Credit Authorization that will be emailed, it is required to gain access.
  • Show up for the featured affair with a photo ID.
 
Private Location
Given after purchase and before event time.
 
Shut In
We will shut and lock all doors at 12 - 3 am; there will be no access in or out of the venue until 3 am on the following day. By purchasing a membership, you understand this.
 
Open Bar
Open bar until 1 am for Gold and Platinum members.
 
Indemnification
By purchasing membership, you and your party agree to indemnify and hold harmless Kelly Dreamland, from any and all liability, loss, damages, attorneys' fees, or expenses. We encourage all to report suspicious and inappropriate conduct immediately to staff and security.
 
Identification
All members are required to show their government-issued id and the debit/credit card used to purchase their membership. No exceptions.
 
BDSM Sessions
15-minute BDSM session (for females only or couples looking to learn). Consultation with the headliner prior to the member event
 
Massages
15-minute neck and back massage with Madame Kelly’s masseur Antoine
 
Consent
  • We are a 100% Consent Mandatory Community which means consent is:
  • Informed
  • Freely-given
  • Coherent
  • Ongoing
  • Sober
  • Enthusiastic
  • Clear
  • Specific
  • Essential
  • Comfortable
  • Active
  • Reversible/Changeable
 
Parking
By purchasing your membership and opting to park onsite, self-parking is available in the parking lot directly in front of the venue. Use your discretion to remove or conceal all valuables before arrival. You understand Kelly's Dreamland is not liable for any damage or theft of vehicles.
 
Return Policy
All sales are nonrefundable and nontransferable unless the owners cancels the event. All sales are final, with no refunds.

New Membership

$100.00Price

  • 3 Month Membership - $100

    • One Time Membership Fee
    • User Fee Included for First Featured Affair
    • 10% User Fee Discount for events
    • Complementary towels, lube, and condoms
    • Reserved Chair Seating
    • Extended Play Hours 3-5 am
    • Locker Access (first come, first served)
    • Open Bar
    • Paid Sessions are optional
    • Upgrade to Platinum with two consecutive gold memberships

  • 6 Month Membership - $155

    • One Time Membership Fee
    • User Fee Included for First Featured Affair
    • Priority Waitlist for Sold-Out Events
    • 30% User Fee Discount for events
    • Complementary towels, lube, and condoms
    • Reserved Table & Seating
    • Extended Play Hours 3-5 am
    • Playmate Match
    • Secure Locker & Lock (first come, first served)
    • Open Bar or BYOB
    • Catered Meal & Beverage
    • Paid Sessions are optional
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