

GET VETTED
Because safety, integrity, and intentional connection come first.
Welcome to Kelly’s Dreamland, a curated space for exploration, pleasure, and unapologetic authenticity. But before you step into our world, there’s one non-negotiable requirement: you must be vetted.
This process isn’t about exclusion, it’s about protecting the energy, ensuring mutual respect, and maintaining the magic of every experience we offer.
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Why Vetting Matters
Our events are not open to the general public. Every guest, whether attending for one night or joining as a full member, must complete vetting to gain access. This helps us:
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Prioritize consent, safety, and discretion
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Align intentions and boundaries within our community
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Create immersive spaces rooted in trust and mutual respect
You don’t have to be “experienced” but you do have to be intentional.
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The Vetting Process
Step 1: Complete the Vetting Form
Share a bit about yourself, your interests, and what draws you to Kelly’s Dreamland.
Step 2: Schedule a Call (If Required)
If a call is part of your vetting, Madame Kelly will personally reach out at the time you selected. Calls are offered once only — missed appointments may result in your application being marked uninterested.
Step 3: Wait for Approval
Once reviewed, you’ll receive an email with your vetting status and next steps. If approved, you’re eligible to purchase a membership and begin your membership onboarding.
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One Night Members must complete a new vetting application to upgrade their membership tier.
Gold and Platinum Members only need to complete this process once per year.
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Important Reminders
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Do not skip steps. Vetting, membership purchase, and onboarding must be completed in order for you to attend events.
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Incomplete onboarding = inactive status. Your membership will be paused until corrections are made.
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Event access is not guaranteed. Entry is first come, first served via User Fees based on membership tier limits.